Oh crap! I almost forgot to upload the next Random Acts… Be right back!

That would definitely have sucked… I thought I was forgetting something earlier but I just figured it was guilt over not working out. Which it is, but this is slightly more important.

So, this weekend Mom and I were watching Crack-squared (Nora Roberts on Lifetime) and there were all these gawd-awful Stardust promos. Now, don’t get me wrong, Claire Danes is a perfectly good actress but since growing up she totally looks like a drag queen. A good drag queen, but a drag queen nonetheless. I think it’s the jaw mostly that does it. Mom disagreed and countered with the fact that Sandra Bullock has an Adam’s apple. I told her that was, like, impossible, and she agreed but swore up and down that not only was it there but that it trumped Claire Danes drag-queen-jaw.

Damn if she’s not right…

Having several Sandra Bullock movies in my DVD collection I popped in Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood tonight after dealing with grocery shopping and dinner (which was late thanks to the necessity of said shopping and the inherent schlepping and sorting and so on and so forth). At first I was prepared to argue with Mom as in most scenes her neck appears just as normal as the majority of her costars (the female ones, I mean) but there, in the scene on the bridge where she rambles on about hitting snooze on her biological clock, there it is: it really does look like she has an Adam’s apple. Now, I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt as far as lighting is concerned and state that it’s not that she really has an Adam’s apple, it just looks like it in certain light. But still, I don’t think it’s nearly as prominent as Claire Danes jaw.

What does all this have to do with anything? Nothing. It just is.